how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
I looked up “how to exact revenge” and I came across an image that resonates with me daily.
(via isaac)
I thought this video died
I QUOTE THIS CONSTANTLY AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT THIS
(via bastille)
In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)
(via masterfulbitch)
i’d be a terrible superhero i’d be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like “i literally just sat down”
(via happiestharry)
(via bastille)
I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes.
This is very true.
(via fangirling-and-tea)
